shooting up schools is like a past time for white...
manchesterorgasm: if a girl fucks ten guys in a year, she’s a slut. if a guy does it, he’s gay, definitely gay.
redsuspenders: santorum’s 5-step plan for success: ban abortion ban contraception ban premarital sex ban masturbation ban women
codons: It was all because of your no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather.
cindry: when i was little i used to legitimately cry over a goofy movie because max was so mean to his dad like the part where he throws th possum hat out and its raining wow i cant even talk about this right now
snookidoughicecream: In other news, an 11 year old girl was kidnapped today. Authorities say she was (Taken with Instagram)
thedoctorwhore: don’t listen to your health classes lesbianism is definitely a better way to avoid pregnancy than abstinence
ryan seacrest: this week, to spice things up a bit, the person with the lowest amount of votes will be publicly executed
Commercial: Using "gay" to mean dumb or stupid is not cool, it's offensive to gay people and you're better than that
Me: No I'm not
findingniggers: sending nudes via fax machine
neneleakesweave: neneleakesweave: im talking about coach in case you missed it
hoshaway: hmuifyoureblack: please don’t wear skinny jeans or tights if you are over 4000 pounds i think all jeans are skinny jeans at that point