textposter: rolls by on a Razor® Scooter and flips you off
"So I made a chart on how Harry and William don't...
lovewillnotbreakmyheart: Why does Alex breathe?
koloktos: look at this photograph everytime i do it makes me laugh
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern: WELCOME TO DENMARK, BITCH.
farisbueller: felicefawn: The fact that the majority of teenagers would rather listen to Justin Bieber or Taylor Momsen over Jimi Hendrix or Pink Floyd makes me want to fucking kill myself. Literally. up next on MTV’s “White Girl Problems”: special snowflake and part-time tumblr user felicefawn is literally contemplating suicide over people having different music taste than her and thinks...
tabonell: i think ill call in dead for school tomorrow
the entire week every single week
thursday: kill myself
friday: i want to kill myself a little bit less
saturday: thank u god for waking me up today this is a glorious day amen
sunday: im killing myself
All I want is a Southern gentleman. The end.
Although most boys figure out how to bring themselves to orgasm by age thirteen,...– Dorian Solot, I Love Female Orgasm: An Extraordinary Orgasm Guide
gay guy: haha
normal person: hahaha
straight white girl: what the fuck is wrong with you you disgusting homophobe? that's a disgusting word gays are people too, ok? that is a completely offensive word and you will be going to hell for you using such words do you understand H E L L you homophobic freak!!!!