February 2011
January 2011
“The meal is not over when I’m full. The meal is over when I hate myself.”
– Louis C.K.
What every girl wants.
She wants to wake up to multiple messages explaining how much you love her and how beautiful she is.
She wants you to surprise her. Not just one every few months. Consistently. But not so she expects what surprise is coming next.
She wants to be put before other people in your life. That’s what she deserves.
She wants you to understand when she gets upset and not be mean to her because of...
everything about this show is perfect.
Little Richard may be a tad crazy and bear a striking resemblance to a flamboyant lesbian but he is a damn fine musician.
The lead singer of Family Force 5's voice is...
I want to take a shower and go to bed. It's only 5...
Why I don't like the police.
I’m probably going to lose a few followers over this, but so be it. I don’t like the police because the police take an oath to lock up their friends and their family. They enforce unjust laws. They use intimidation and harassment as means of doing their job. Not all cops are corrupt, but there are some who are. That is a contradiction of everything they’re supposed to stand...
backtotheagony asked: hi c: i know for a fact you follow my old blog "thatmistakewasgold-" but it's getting hacked so you should unfollow it and follow my new one, which is this one. only if you want c:
A conversation with my best friend:
Angela: I want to throw up on you.
Me: I hope there’s blood in that vomit, a sign of your imminent death.
We have a healthy relationship, it’s fine.
