February 2012
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redsuspenders:
santorum’s 5-step plan for success:
ban abortion
ban contraception
ban premarital sex
ban masturbation
ban women
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codons:
It was all because of your no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather.
cindry:
when i was little i used to legitimately cry over a goofy movie because max was so mean to his dad like the part where he throws th possum hat out and its raining wow i cant even talk about this right now
snookidoughicecream:
In other news, an 11 year old girl was kidnapped today. Authorities say she was (Taken with Instagram)
thedoctorwhore:
don’t listen to your health classes lesbianism is definitely a better way to avoid pregnancy than abstinence
ryan seacrest: this week, to spice things up a bit, the person with the lowest amount of votes will be publicly executed
Commercial: Using "gay" to mean dumb or stupid is not cool, it's offensive to gay people and you're better than that
Me: No I'm not
findingniggers:
sending nudes via fax machine
Watchneneleakesweave:
neneleakesweave:
im talking about coach
in case you missed it
hoshaway:
hmuifyoureblack:
please don’t wear skinny jeans or tights if you are over 4000 pounds
i think all jeans are skinny jeans at that point
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british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
arab guys: you wanna make friendship
connuh:
i wanna date someone who would just lay in my bed naked with me for days and eat pizza and take showers together